>Sorry, but I couldn't resist sending this to you.  Who can come up wit
>an appopriate hockey virus to add to the list?
 
OK, I'll make a meager attempt.
 
NHL Virus: responds to your offensive query with a / (slash) and then tells you
to get the puck off the system.
 
No flames, please!!
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