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Date: | Mon, 31 Oct 2016 15:36:39 +0000 |
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A festive day of high sugar intake to all,
[And by "all", I mean all of you that are not dieting or diabetic. Regretfully, I have time only to speak to a small subset of you: those who are in public libraries, who have thought that your E-rate funds from 2015 may have been lost due to deadlines. If uncertain, contact me and we can discuss the finer points of E-rate over a virtual cup of cocoa.]
The macabre and iniquitous masters of E-rate have chosen to extend your torment! If you are one of those who have been haunted by the spectre of the 498, or exited sanity (pursued by a BEAR), then you may still opt to request to extend your filing DEADline. Don't let them scare you away from the reimbursement you have shed tears and blood for!
-Jared Leadbetter, deceased
E-rate and Technology Consultant
Maine State Library
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207-287-5620
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