Can't sleep? Try counting sheep. There's a never-ending supply, and you'll
need them if you let such trifles as these trouble your sleep.
    If that doesn't work here's another parody that might help;

    The Land's at its spring
    And day's at the morn;
    No one's a novice;
    The Senate's Jew-pearled;
    The flag's on its wing;
    The snailmail's all porn;
    Greenspan's in office
    All's right with the world.
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>From: kevinkkiely <[log in to unmask]>
>To: [log in to unmask]
>Subject: a parody from "Instigations"
>Date: Wed, Nov 29, 2000, 8:42 AM
>

> the thought of what America...
>
> The Thought Of What America Would Be Like
> If It Had A President
> Troubles My Sleep
> & Pound's Poetry & Prose
> Had A Wider Circulation
> In Certain College Libraries
> Also Troubles My Sleep
>