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I don't know where my friend got this, but luckily she sent it to me.
It was the biggest laugh I've had all day. Enjoy!
Holly
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>A man dies and at the Pearly Gates is met by Saint Peter himself.
>So as Saint Peter was giving him the grad tour of heaven he said, " In
>your file it says that you were a big sports fan while you were living."
>"Yes" was the man's reply
>"Well what was your favorite sport?" Saint Peter asked.
>"OHH I love hockey, Hockey is my favorite sport," replied the man.
>Saint Peter is starting to like the guy and decides to take him to
>Heaven's hockey rink, all of the greatest players who ever lived were
>there skating, and in the coaches box there was a man with gray hair
>and a gray moustache. He was yelling and screaming at the players and
>officials, and also showboating for the crowd that was on hand.
>The man leans over to Saint Peter and says " But, Shawn Walsh isn't
>dead."
>"That's God," replied Saint Peter. " He only thinks he's Shawn Walsh."
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