Carl -- great post, I took the liberty of changing the last line -- read on...
>
>Here's a "Maine Temperature Conversion Chart" which
>relates temperatures in Fahrenheit to various human
>behaviors...
>
>60 above: New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.  People
>in Maine plant gardens.
>
>50 above: Californians shiver uncontrollably.  People
>in Maine sunbathe.
>
>40 above: Italian & English cars won't start.  People
>in Maine drive with the windows down.
>
>32 above: Distilled water freezes.  Moosehead Lake's
>water gets thicker.
>
>20 above: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear,
>gloves and woolly hats.  People in Maine throw on a
>flannel shirt
>
>15 above: New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
> People in Maine have the last cook-out before it gets
>cold.
>
>0: People in Miami all die.  Mainers close the
>windows.
>
>10 below: Californians fly away to Mexico.  People in
>Maine get out their winter coats.
>
>25 below: Hollywood disintegrates.  The Girl Scouts in
>Maine are selling cookies door to door.
>
>40 below: Washington D.C. runs out of hot air.  People
>in Maine let the dog sleep indoors.
>
>100 below: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
>Maine-iacs get frustrated because they can't start the
>kah.
>
>460 below: ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on
>the Kelvin scale).  People in Maine start
>saying...."Cold 'nuff for ya?"  (answer: "ayuh")
>
>500 below: Hell freezes over. UNH Wildcats win the
>NCAA Division I hockey championship

Lindsay Huntoon
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