Finally, someone has put this senseless, booring discussion in the proper
perspective.
 
Thank you.
 
On Tue, 21 Mar 1995, [log in to unmask] wrote:
 
> What's all this I hear about badgers chanting "STEVE"? I'm quite the nature
> lover, but I've never heard any of God's furry little creatures say
> anything, let alone chanting somebody's name! I did see a commercial on the
> television, in which 3 bullfrogs were saying "BUD-WISE-ER",but I thought
> that was just some of that Hollywood magic.
>
> Why, if animals are now starting to communicate with human beings, it
> opens up a whole new world of possibilities. Teeny tiny goldfish will be
> able to tell children "Please don't feed me too much food, or I'll die!".
> Watchdogs won't just bark at burglars, they'll say "Don't you dare come
> in here, or I'll bite you in the seat of your pants!". Oh, and what
> about those poor little earthworms who get trapped on sidewalks and
> driveways after a heavy rain? They'll be able to cry out to us for help,
> so that we can put them back on the lawn before the birdies come eat
> them. But then, the birds will yell at us "Hey, you human! Mind your own
> beeswax! You're upsetting the balance of nature!". Then, they'll start
> attacking *us*, just like in that Hitchcock movie! You know, I don't
> think I like these chanting badgers, either! And who is this "Steve"? I
> think he must be some kind of mad scientist out to rule the world!! We
> should find him, and then ... what? ... oh? ... really?  Sieve?
>
> Never mind.
>
>
> - Emily Litella ([log in to unmask])
>