Saw this on another hockey list.

Here's a "Maine Temperature Conversion Chart" which
relates temperatures in Fahrenheit to various human
behaviors...

60 above: New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.  People
in Maine plant gardens.

50 above: Californians shiver uncontrollably.  People
in Maine sunbathe.

40 above: Italian & English cars won't start.  People
in Maine drive with the windows down.

32 above: Distilled water freezes.  Moosehead Lake's
water gets thicker.

20 above: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear,
gloves and woolly hats.  People in Maine throw on a
flannel shirt

15 above: New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
 People in Maine have the last cook-out before it gets
cold.

0: People in Miami all die.  Mainers close the
windows.

10 below: Californians fly away to Mexico.  People in
Maine get out their winter coats.

25 below: Hollywood disintegrates.  The Girl Scouts in
Maine are selling cookies door to door.

40 below: Washington D.C. runs out of hot air.  People
in Maine let the dog sleep indoors.

100 below: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Maine-iacs get frustrated because they can't start the
kah.

460 below: ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on
the Kelvin scale).  People in Maine start
saying...."Cold 'nuff for ya?"  (answer: "ayuh")

500 below: Hell freezes over.  New England Patriots
win the Super Bowl

Carl


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