10 Things You'll Never Hear

/CHN Staff Report/

10 Things You'll Never Hear in College Hockey....

1. MSU coach Rick Comley: "Hey Donny, who does your hair?"

2. Minnesota coach Don Lucia: "Who besides Kessel wants to take this 
penalty shot?"

3. BU coach Jack Parker: "Tonight I'm having an Ice Cream Social at my 
house. Who's in?"

4. UAA coach Dave Shyiak: "This week looks like an easy road trip."

5. Maine coach Tim Whitehead: "From now on, girlfriends can travel with 
the team."

6. Lucia: "Who wants to meet for a beer after practice at Blarney's?"

7. Yale coach Tim Taylor: "If you nerds would stop studying, we might 
win a few games."

8. Michigan coach Red Berenson to USA Hockey: "I'd like to see the 
USNTDP Host City be on a rotation."

9. Lake Superior coach Jim Roque: "I've never seen finer officiating in 
all my life."

10. Bemidji State coach Tom Serratore to WCHA commisioner Bruce McCleod: 
"Thanks for the offer, but we're going to remain in the CHA."

-- 
Carol S. White  =^..^=
GO Gophers!!!

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