10% DISCOUNT AT ALPHAVILLE BOOKSHOP FOR ALL MLA MEMBERS DURING THE
UPCOMING CONVENTION IN WASHINGTON DC. WE ARE A USED BOOKSHOP FOCUSING ON
SCHOLARLY AND ACADEMIC TITLES AND RARE PRESIDENTIAL GENETIC MATERIAL.

THIS OFFER IS EXTENDED TO ALL MLA MEMBERS---EXCEPT GABE GUDDING.
JUST IDENTIFY YOURSELF TO THE ALPHAVILLE STAFF, DUCK THE THROWN PUNCH,
AND COLLECT YOUR DISCOUNT ON THE PURCHASE OF ANY ITEM OR ITEMS IN THE
STORE EXCEPT FOR TITLES ON BASS FISHING OR CHOOSING AN ALTERNATIVE
CAREER.

SOMEONE PLEASE SEND THIS OFFER ALONG TO THE BUFFALO LIST WHERE I AM
NO LONGER WELCOME.

DIRECTIONS: TAKE THE SUBWAY RED LINE TO FRIENDSHIP HEIGHTS, WALK SIX
BLOCKS NORTHEAST ON WESTERN AVENUE TO CHEVY CHASE CIRCLE. TURN SOUTH 2
BLOCKS AND WE ARE VIRTUALLY UNDER THE AWNING OF THE AVALON MOVIE THEATRE
AT 5612-B CONNECTICUT AVENUE. PHONE: 202-363-2775. OUR HOURS ARE 11:00
TO 8:00, MONDAY THRU THURSDAY, 11:00 TO 9:00 FRIDAY, 10:00 TO 9:00
SATURDAY, AND 11:00 TO 5:00 SUNDAY.

ROSALIE WANTS ME TO ADD THAT THIS IS NOT A JOKE. THE OFFER IS FOR REAL
EVEN IF I'M NOT. AND ALL WILL BE WELCOME. ANY VIOLENCE WILL BE AT THE
HANDS OF ONE OF THE 28 POLICE AGENCIES, THE FBI, THE MYRIAD CORPORATE
SECURITY SERVICES, THINK TANKS, THUGS FOR JESSE HELMS, INTELLIGENCE
GROUPS, PRIVATE POLICE FORCES, "RETIRED" GENERALS/RESTAURANTEURS FROM
THE ARMY OF THE REPUBLIC OF SOUTH VIETNAM, "FORMER" HAITIAN, CHILEAN,
BRAZILIAN AND INDONESIAN MILITARY/RESTAURANTEURS, "FORMER" GUATEMALAN,
EL SALVADORAN, HONDURAN DEATH SQUAD LEADERS/RESTAURANTEURS, PRIVATE
ARMIES, CIA COUP LEADERS/RESTAURANTEURS AND ORGANIZED CRIME
SYNDICATES/LOBBYISTS/RESTAURANTEURS THAT GRACE OUR FAIR CITY. HOPE
TO SEE YOU AT ALPHAVILLE! IF YOU WANT TO SEE US DON'T COME ON FRIDAY.
THAT'S THE DAY ROSALIE AND I GO TO THE SHOOTING RANGE.

-- CARLO PARCELLI